JMalrix

Mornin’ Goofies,

It’s me again with my lying a$$—I’m traveling. I swear I don’t actually travel this much, but I am once again on my way to visit family. But that’s not why I’m talking to you right now.

My Delta layover is a lengthy exercise today (~3 hours) and I was only able to get about 4 hours of sleep before I needed to be on my way to the airport. So naturally, I checked into the Centurion Lounge (more on the necessity of a Platinum card later) and thought I would get a little breakfast and catch a quick nap.

Well, the buffet was well-equipped and appointed. To be transparent, I’m rather easy to please on the food front because a) I don’t eat that much, and b) it’s really hard to mess up fruit. The pimento eggs were tasty, though I did mix in bacon and Tabasco sauce.

And just as I was about to lean back for a nap…

SOMEONE CAME OVER THE SPEAKER AND SAID NO SLEEPING IN THE LOUNGE!

Y’all, I felt attacked! I imagined the little lady watching me snuggled in my spot like a comfy little kitten, and just as I was about to fully relax, she pounced. I just needed a few moments, but I guess they worry about people missing their flights.

Oh well. I had a good view of the Atlanta apron, and they even had an outside terrace. The juice options were excellent, and you can never go wrong with coffee. Oh, and if it were a rainy day, that terrace would’ve been perfect (but that might’ve been bad for my flight ¯\_(ツ)_/¯).

EDIT: Y’ALL. I KID YOU NOT. As I was sitting here writing this, the skies literally opened up. It is officially raining, and I am actively sitting out here on the terrace living my best, damp, cinematic main-character life. Flight delays be damned, the vibe is immaculate.

Well, that’s it. Love y’all and brush your teeth 😬.

In all my glorious goofiness,

JMalrix