JMalrix
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My Unexpected Belgian Food Adventure (Or: €12 for Blood Sausage and Giant Puppets)
Evenin’ Goofies, It’s your resident best friend, lover, boo thang, and favorite traveler who occasionally gets…
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Searching for Boeuf Bourguignon in Paris (Or: How I Tried to Honor Mama Malrix in 90-Degree Heat)
Evenin’ Goofies, It’s me again. The brave, beautiful, ever-loving, and all-around good person, JMalrix.I’m coming at…
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You’re Not a Bad Writer, the World is Unfair (Or: Money is Stupid)
Evenin’ Goofies, I feel like I need to take a moment and talk to y’all about…
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Haunted Hotels and Classified Business (Or: Why I Don’t Do Ghosts)
Evenin’ Goofies,It’s your lover, best friend, future emotionally unavailable fiancé, and your favorite writer’s favorite writer.It’s…
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The Teddy Bear Incident (Or: How TSA Brought Me Back to Earth)
Evenin’ Goofies, This is your resident best friend, lover, boo thang, and frustrated travel enthusiast who…
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Apparently I’m a Bit of an Ass (Or at least, that’s what I’ve recently begun to suspect)
Evenin’ Goofies, The funny thing about getting older is that you stop asking yourself whether you’re…
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Special Evening Edition (The Basting)
Goofies. Stop what you are doing. The universe is actively playing in my face. I wish this was…
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Special Edition: Grizzlies, Citrus, and Tactical Failures
Evenin’’ Goofies! It’s your resident nighttime traveler coming to you live from the road. Yes, I…
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Goodbye Secret Chords (And the Real-Life Pop Star Who Started It All)
Evenin’ Goofies, It’s official: I am done writing Secret Chords. Not “done” like I hate it, but…
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The Magic We Stop Seeing
Evenin’ Goofies, My latest writing came from a very real, slightly nostalgic place. Many years ago,…